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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Still no good
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you experimented with bestiality?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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No way
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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