What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Still no good

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have you experimented with bestiality?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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No way

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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